Introduced in "Party Favors", he is a small, elf news reporter. As revealed in "Gone-A-Fowl", he hosts a sensational news show named Elf Talking About People More Popular Than You, alongside Nancy O. Delffa. He apparently had a job at a cookie factory (a joke referring to the Keebler elves). He is also known as "F. Elf", often resulting in confused locals referring to him as "Felf", much to his annoyance.